In honor of one of Brianna’s current favorite videos on the web, it is my duty to do a “Sh*t Brianna Never Says” list for you. I’m sorry my video-making skills are too substandard to actually make a real video, so you’ll just have to bear with me and read the list.
“I love when you fart”
“Yes! More cat puke!”
“That’s okay McClain. I never want you to tell me when you have a dirty diaper”
“Man. This ‘Walking Dead’ show sucks”
“No honey, you do too much work around the house already”
“Can you burp for me again please?”
“Today I didn’t have a single stupid question at work”
“Leave your socks there, I don’t mind”
“I miss all the political ads on TV”
“DIY projects are so much easier in real life than on TV”
“Your morning breath smells fantastic”
“God I wish I could be Lindsay Lohan”
“Patrick, I think we need to start cutting back our spending”
“I wish I could be pregnant forever”
“I know where my phone is”
“I know where my keys are”
“Duke is a great team”
“Laundry is so underrated”
“I wish we got more junk mail”
“Country music sounds soooo different”
“I know exactly what my hair is doing this morning”
“McClain, don’t eat your vegetables”
“Cat hair looks so good all over my clothes”
“I just love when you leave your wrappers next to the chair”
“We need more cats”
“I am too skinny”
“Patrick, I wish you played the Wii more”
“No, you don’t have to take me out on a date”
“People drive waaaay too slowly on this street”
“I wish you weren’t so handy around the house, Patrick”
“There are not enough sports on TV”
“Man, that paper mill smells goooooooooooood”
“Let’s keep this mattress forever”
“I can’t wait to go back to work tomorrow”
“Our house is perfect just the way it is”
