So, Patrick loudly exclaimed that he just won 900 FreeCell games. At which point I said WTF?
Patrick: I just won 900 games of FreeCell, Bitches!
Brianna: Great (Because I like to give positive feedback even when I’m not really listening), see you should twitter that and it will end up on the blog. (I’m trying to teach him to twitter)
Patrick: Then everyone would know what a dork I am. (pause) You should see how many games my coworker has played.
Brianna: I don’t think it matters how many you’ve played at work… Wait 900? Jesus! How many games have you played?
Patrick: About 1500 on the home computer since I last cleared it.
Brianna: Last cleared it?
Patrick: Because of my stats.
Brianna: You are a Dork.
And this is why we bought a laptop just for me. He, apparently, needs his own computer to listen to 30 second clips on I-Tunes and play FreeCell.
Update: Patrick just yelled at me because he has only played 1050 games of FreeCell, and he wouldn’t want anyone to think is ratio of wins/losses was that crappy. Because this is really important for the world to know…
