Me and Brianna were looking at some of her “friends” groups this evening and came across a few doozies that that kind of made us say a collective “Hmm”. Example: “When the Rapture Happens, I Won’t Be Using Facebook” and “Petition to get the sexual ads off the right side of Facebook”. You know, I’ve honestly never thought about that first one, and the second-well, I think that’s why God gave us eyelids. So we can close our eyes and look another direction.
Speaking of God, this stuff kind of makes me wonder what God’s facebook page would look like and what he would think of all this social networking stuff. I would assume that he would think that all of this is pretty obsolete. I mean, I would think that he’s got more friends than all of us. Religious views? Yeah, he believes in himself all right. The biggest question that I have is what would his photo be? Would it be a sunbeam coming through a cloud? Would he be walking on water?
The sad thing is is that apparently God IS on facebook, but He only has 3,289,252 fans as of today. Seriously? You can look it up. I think the ‘pickle that has more fans than Nickelback’ has more fans than God. For real? What is this world coming to?! Maybe God will smite us all so that yes, one day, when the rapture comes, we won’t be using facebook. Until then though, keep on sending us those status updates!
