This is the scene outside our house right now
In light of Facebook’s IPO this week, Brianna and myself have decided that now is the best time to finally make RMV public. So get ready, because Monday, we’re going to put out the opportunity for you to invest in Real Mountain Values and join us on this awesome ride that we’ve created. This IPO will generate not only some much-needed capital for some of the awesome projects we’ve got planned in the near future, it will, just like Facebook, literally create hundreds of millionaires overnight. Well, actually probably not. But those are just minor details.
Right now, we’ve planned on selling about 750 million shares of RMV (RMV on NYSE), most of which will of course, belong to us. As it is written up right now, I will receive 345 million shares, Brianna will get 32, and the rest will be for sale on Monday. Right now, we’re looking at probably about $89 per share, which while still being a bit behind some others like Apple and Exxon, should be a pretty fair value. At $89 dollars a share, that means that I will be worth approximately $30,705,000,000. Of course, this isn’t quite up to Bill Gates’ level (yet), but I feel there needs to be some goals left in life, so why not? BTW, if you’re wondering, Brianna’s net worth will be approximately $2,848. Not too shabby, if I do say so my self. She’s gonna have to be my sugar momma I guess.
Anyways, I hope you all are looking to diversify your portfolios soon. You won’t want to miss this opportunity to invest in one of the most innovative, efficient, and unique companies to ever hit the market. I don’t want you second-guessing yourself when all 750 million shares of RMV are bought up from the likes of Murdoch, Soros and Buffet. Get in on the action now!
